Okay, so can I just say how much I fucking love Russel Brand. If you haven't seen his Comedy Central special, then fuck you. You need to see it pronto.

Prob my fave line from the whole thing - "I'll give you an autograph across your uterus in sperm."

Pahahahahahahaha. Fucking loves him. 

My birthday is March 22nd. Someone better get me his book My Booky Wook.